Please Move Forward & Have Your Condoms Ready
Whew. City Day in my town. Wow. Last night, Phillip, Nimi and I painted the town red. Charles, Annie, Dinho, Blake, Albertina all joined us going down to the stadium to see the "spectacle". Well, we were eight of about 2000 people with the same idea.
Admission, unexpectedly, was 5 state-subsidized condoms. All you had to do was present the condoms...but you had to have the condoms. So they were selling boxes upon boxes in the ticket booth. Surrounding the window was a very drunken crowd of about 100 men, pushing and shoving to buy condoms. Phillip and I joined the fray.
We shoved our way halfway through, then realized we were stuck. I lifted Phillip as high as I could, about three feet off the ground. Getting help from others who wanted to assist the white people, he threw money at the condom seller and received a box (about 50 condoms). We pulled him down and immediately, Phillip and I ran for cover, being held and pushed by very condom-hungry Mozambicans.
This is just plain weird. I'd love to know why condoms were the price of admission.
[LinkLust] Posted by filchyboy at September 15, 2003 4:55 PM
