Fighting STDs is a Fad!

This fellow, Greg Feltes, has a great snarky response to Nick Arhos' little screed, mentioned here previously, about the importance of tamping down birth control because its immoral or some such nonsense. Here's an excerpt:

Fellow Northern Star columnist Nick Arhos recently solicited help from our readers in getting the university to do away with free condoms. He obviously will succeed because fighting sexually transmitted diseases obviously is a fad, just like the XFL and the Backstreet Boys.

I think we need to prepare for the eventuality of his success and come up with cost-efficient, makeshift condoms by using things laying around your apartment or residence hall. Some of my ideas: Mike's Hard Lemonade labels, discarded Ramen noodle boxes or printouts of DARS reports.