New Stickers on Condom Boxes

Multiple Use,

Okay here's the deal. The US government has struck a deal with the condom industry to phase out the use of N-9 in condoms. In 2000 it became apparent that the use of N-9 may contribute to the transmission of sexually transmitted illnesses because, as a detergent, it can produce micro-lesions in the muscus membranes of the vagina or anus. These micro-lesions may allow for opportunistic infections to enter yours, or your partners, body.

As a general rule you should only use N-9 as a female applied contraceptive gel, foam, or film. Men should attempt to avoid N-9 treated condoms as much as possible. As part of this compromise the sticker to which you refer has recently begun to appear on the packaging of condoms sold in the United States. Here's what it says:

So if you want to use a condom for multiple daily use (Good for You!!!) then try to stick to condoms without N-9 on them.

I hope this helps,

That Other Condom Guru

Length to Girth

Mr. Girth,

You have parsed the situation exactly right. Since you can always leave a bit of the condom unrolled at the base the primary fit should be girth. So if you find that our Fit Kit does not give you both the correct length & girth then you want to aim first for girth. Since your member comes in at O22 you want to go ahead and purchase the next size up in length while maintaining your girth: the U22.

I hope this helps.

That Other Condom Guru

Condom Slippage

Dear Slippage,

Polyurethane is not any more prone to slippage than any other condom. What you are experiencing probably relates more to size issues than the type of material of which the condom is made. Since polyurethane does not stretch like latex you may just be a tad too narrow down there for the condom to get a good grip.

One solution we can recommend is a good cock ring. If you find a nice snugly fitting cock ring and then place it over the condom at the base of your tool you will probably find it serves to both keep you harder longer as well as serve as a great way to keep your condom steady while you do your deed.

Hope this helps!

That Other Condom Guru

Ah the Finger in the Vagina!

Dear Friend,

Well if a guy puts his finger up a girls vagina it shouldn't get her pregnant (or somthing) but it just depends. If he confuses his penis with his finger he just may get her pregnant (or somthing). Or, and more importantly, if he has cum or precum on his fingers and then puts his fingers up in her vagina there is certainly a chance she could become pregnant (or somthing).

I hope this helps you (and your friend),

That Other Condom Guru.

American Standardized Penis Scale

This editorial from the Opinion section of Indiana Daily Student really got us going here at Condomania central. Read on:

FleshBot Launches

The long awaited Fleshbot has launched and is actively exploring the Paris Hilton sex tape scandal! Oh please.

The Trojan Games

Oy, this is hilarious! I especially like the weightlifting couple. "Look ma, no hands!"

Here's an excerpt from the Judo matches: If anyone is on the fast track to the top of the Judo pile, it's Tricia Williams. Growing up in the seaside town of Hastings, Williams soon realised she had a talent for intercourse and fighting.