Pope Says 'Yes' to Flavored Condoms

Pope John Paul II has advocated the used of flavoured condoms after Vatican researchers discovered they are technically classified as "novelty toys" rather than contraceptives.

We just knew he'd come around around! Wink, Wink! Of course flavored condoms sold in the United States are no longer considered "novelty" condoms and now must pass the same stringent quality controls as normal condoms.