The "Wow, Cocks Are More Various (and Sensitive) Than I Thought" Award
Retailer Condomania began marketing TheyFit condoms, the only custom-sized prophylactics that come in a wad-blowing 55 different sizes. How does one know what size he is? By measuring length and width with the "Fit Kit," a ruler that, incidentally, does not show inches, but nonsequential letter and number codes like S77 or B17, which is also how TheyFit condoms are sold.
Copyright 2004 The Village Voice - January 9, 2004
[They-Fit PR] Posted by filchyboy at April 7, 2004 2:41 PM